Wole Soyinka calls PDP 'uneducated and unprofessional.'

Professor Wole Soyinka calls out PDP for the umpteenth time.

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It's termed normalcy when a professor calls one of his students dumb and uneducated, at least he is called a professor to educate the uneducated student, but for a Professor to call a bunch of learned fellows uneducated that is a different ball game entirely. Read Story>>http://areafather.com/i/754/Wole-Soyinka-calls-PDP-uneducated-and-unprofessional

Newspaper Headlines

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Gunmen kill another 50 in Taraba
Terrorism: Senator urges Nigerians to search wider for sponsors
Emergency rule extension: Presidency yet to send request to us ' NASS. Continue>>http://areafather.com/i/753/Newspaper-Headlines-23|04|2014-

Why a reunion between Osagie Osarenkhoe and Wizkid might never happen.

Why Prodigal Wizkid return to his industry mum Osagie might not be as easy as we thought.

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The moment Wizkid and Godwin Tom’s break up made the news headlines, rumour mills started going to full time work after a long time of not spinning any juicy lies, that
Osagie might be considering taking back her Prodigal son after their break up in 2012. Read Story>>http://areafather.com/i/752/Why-a-reunion-between-Osagie-Osarenkhoe-and-Wizkid-might-never-happen

AMEBO Meet British TV star who gets fans irate after naming dog ‘Didier Drogba’

Superstar footballer, Didier Drogba now has a pet named after him. 

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A British celebrity, Jeremy Clarkson has been accused of racism for naming his dog ‘Didier Drogba’ after former Chelsea iconic forward, Didier Drogba.Read Story>http://areafather.com/i/750/Meet-British-TV-star-who-gets-fans-irate-after-naming-dog-%E2%80%98Didier-Drogba%E2%80%99

NEWS Nigeria, Land of Abnormal Norms!

It is Nigeria you’ll see a lot of abnormal norms in arrant display, and the people sugarcoat it with the word ‘tradition’.

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In A nation whose citizenry’s phobia for ills has been suppressed. It is Nigeria you’ll see a lot of abnormal norms in arrant display, and the people sugarcoat it with the word ‘tradition’. How convenient? Read Story>>http://areafather.com/i/749/Nigeria-Land-of-Abnormal-Norms

After ‘Whitenicious’ bleaching cream, Dencia set to launch ‘Vagina washing machine’

Dencia has stepped up from bleaching creams to Vibrating Vagina machine. 

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Following the unexpected success of her ‘whitenicious’ bleaching creams which got her international publicity and notoriety, Entrepreneur and bleaching expert, Dencia is about to launch a new set of vagina wash machines.Read Story>>http://areafather.com/i/745/After-%E2%80%98Whitenicious%E2%80%99-bleaching-cream-Dencia-set-to-launch-%E2%80%98Vagina-washing-machine%E2%80%99

AMEBO Even Oprah Winfrey cannot seem to save Lindsay Lohan

Oprah tried, but failed. Lindsay is gradually becoming a lost cause.

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For the past 5-6 years, the career of American actress, Lindsay Lohan has taken a nosedive, and her worth and standing in Hollywood circles has spiraled almost as fast as the speed of sound.Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/743/Even-Oprah-Winfrey-cannot-seem-to-save-Lindsay-Lohan

RANDOM Nigerian Police are not paid to die!

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The Nigerian Police can only do so much, with the little they are provided with.

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The Nigerian policeman, the scruffy officer in weathered, formerly black uniforms. The men and women whose task is to protect and serve but who turnaround and exploit and scare. The wide-eyed, hungry looking semi-literate officers. The gun toting recipients of uncountable N50 notes.Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/742/Nigerian-Police-are-not-paid-to-die

Funsho Williams was Strangled to death

According to the pathologist, Mr Funsho Williams was definitely strangled

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A prosecution witness, John Obafunwa, in the ongoing trial of the six suspected killers of a Lagos governorship aspirant, Funsho Williams, said the victim died from lack of air intake, due to manual strangulation. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/739/Funsho-Williams-was-Strangled-to-death

Nowadays, Everyone Cheats!

The rate of Infidelity has never been higher than is presently found.

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Women,-for want of equality with men , and for their desire to prove that the saying ”what’s good for the goose is good for the gander” hasn’t lost its meaning or essence- have made us aware, unannounced(action-wise) that if you can cheat, we also can cheat. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/735/Nowadays-Everyone-Cheats

Paul Walker’s Brothers drafted for ‘Fast and Furious 7’

Paul Walker's absence will be barely felt, as his brothers will be filling in.

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Paul Walker, who passed away in an auto-crash in November 2013, will have his character actively featured in the next ‘Fast and Furious’ movie. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/736/Paul-Walker%E2%80%99s-Brothers-drafted-for-%E2%80%98Fast-and-Furious-7%E2%80%99

Michael Jackson’s 83-year-old mother sued AEG Live but ordered to pay $800,000

Katherine sued AEG Live up to $1.6B, but lost, hence, she will now have to pay them $800k

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Katherine Jackson, the mother of deceased Michael Jackson has been compelled by a United States court to pay $800,000 to music and events promotion company, AEG Live to cover the legal costs of defending the failed negligence case she brought against them in October 2013. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/737/Michael-Jackson%E2%80%99s-83-year-old-mother-sued-AEG-Live-but-ordered-to-pay-$800-000

Lawyer who stopped Lekki-Ikoyi toll collection shares how he escaped Assassination attempt!

He fought the good fight, yet his life is now endangered

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On Monday, April 14, 2014, at about 3a.m, armed men stormed my house, at Plots 1-3, Ebun-Olu Adegbouruwa Lane, Itedo, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos. They were about eight of them in number. They were well armed with short guns. They scaled through my fence, tied my security man and my driver, at my gatehouse.Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/738/Lawyer-who-stopped-Lekki-Ikoyi-toll-collection-shares-how-he-escaped-Assassination-attempt

Toolz is an Accidental OAP

Toolz says she had no idea she'll become famous doing a radio show.

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Toolz Oniru says she never expected nor envisaged ever being a radio presenter or any kind of presenter for that matter. The extremely endowed curvaceous lady from the royal house of Oniru says she always thought she wasn't good enough. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/732/Toolz-is-an-Accidental-OAP

Boko Haram move into sex slavery, start with 200 teenage girls.

Secondary school girls in northern Nigeria now go to school in utter fear, they risk being used as sex slaves by the insurgents.

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The blood sucking, bestial predators staged yet another cruel show of terror in the premises of Government Girls Secondary School, Chibok. The armed men who came in 4 trucks abducted no fewer than 200 students from the all girls school. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/733/Boko-Haram-move-into-sex-slavery-start-with-200-teenage-girlsrn

Newspaper Headlines (16/04|2014)

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New updated twitter rolls into Nigerian twitter

Fresh tinz!

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The “Facebookification” of Twitter is gradually fleshing out, and Nigerian Twitter is not left out. read story>> http://areafather.com/i/730/New-updated-twitter-rolls-into-Nigerian-twitter

Making Love or Having Sex?

Are you making love or having sex? Can you tell the difference?

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As crude as it may sound and seem, it holds water and bears little conjecture to affirm that majority of men just want to have sex, while the female yearn to make love.

Now, you may begin to wonder, 'what's the difference between making love and having sex'? Read story>> http://areafather.com/i/726/Making-Love-or-Having-Sex

EFCC is still busy chasing petty thieves

The suspected 'yahoo boys': from left Debi, Onos, Jimmy, Emmanuel, Ishola, Ese and Omene.

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The Economic and Financial Crime Commission have become infamous for letting corrupt politicians off their hook after they at first glance pretend to actually be exposing them. But we all know what happens behind closed doors. The EFCC itself is corrupt but that still doesn't stop them from doing that job, does it? Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/722/EFCC-is-still-busy-chasing-petty-thieves

Earth to D’banj: Forget Koko Garri, you’re going down fast

D’banj may still be raking in millions of naira, but the quality of his music is giving fans and pundits cause for concern.

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Let’s start with a simple question: When was the last time D’banj released a hit? Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/721/Earth-to-D%E2%80%99banj-Forget-Koko-Garri-you%E2%80%99re-going-down-fast

Chiwetel Ejiofor speaks to AreaFather on his taste in Music and Chimamanda Adichie's book

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Exclusive clip of the international actor during his visit to Nigeria.

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Areafather caught up with the actor, Chwetel Ejiofor on his visit to Lago for the 'Half of a yellow sun' premiere. Watch Part 1 of the Interview: http://bit.ly/1t1clCz

A bloody beginning to a new week

Rescue workers scouting through the scene of the bomb blast at Nyanya

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According to eye witness account, the explosive device hidden in a volkswagen golf vehicle driven to the motor park and detonated, must have claimed the lives of an estimated 200 people-mostly bystanders and commuters, setting several red luxury buses on fire.  Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/719/A-bloody-beginning-to-a-new-week

NIGERIA: A country with shades of grey

A Twitter picture of a set of gold-plated iPhones lavishly customized by a UK-based jewelry designer for President Goodluck Jonathan as gifts for his adopted daughter’s wedding have enraged Nigerian citizens

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Corruption is seen to be worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/718/NIGERIA-A-country-with-shades-of-grey

No one is talking HIV anymore, No one is using Condoms anymore!

The conversation on HIV has reduced and the usage of condoms have also drastically reduced.

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The conversation has subsided and the world hasn't stopped.
The usage has decreased significantly, and we are all having jolly steady sexual intercourse
HIV and Condoms respectively! Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/713/No-one-is-talking-HIV-anymore-No-one-is-using-Condoms-anymore

Why Miley Cyrus earns more than Beyonce.

Unlike the Covenant University student who got expelled for twerking, Miley twerked her way to the top 

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Former Disney-star and controversial American singer, Miley Cyrus apparently made an estimated total earnings of $76.5million in 2013, almost $20million more than Beyonce pocketed. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/703/Why-Miley-Cyrus-earns-more-than-Beyonce

Northerners are not beggars: we are richer than the South South – Lamido of Adamawa

The ongoing National Conference has never been short of dramas and controversies. The dramas had featured numerous actors and actresses varying from; sleeping and scrabble playing delegates; former governor of Anambra State, Lady Virgy Etiaba, who complained about lack of toilet tissue in the toilets; Prof. Akin Oyebode from Ekiti State who proposed that Nigeria should change its name to United States of Songhai (USS) and many other comedies. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/714/Northerners-are-not-beggars-we-are-richer-than-the-South-South-%E2%80%93-Lamido-of-Adamawa

Have a peep into the glamorous mansion of Fuji legend, Kwam1

If you have any iota of doubt as to whether Kwam1 is the King of Fuji, these photos are for you

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Legendary Fuji star, Wasiu Ayinde Anifowose popularly known as Kwam1, is undoubtedly the king of Fuji music, and these pictures of his mansion further proves the point. Read Story/See photos>> http://areafather.com/i/712/Have-a-peep-into-the-glamorous-mansion-of-Fuji-legend-Kwam1

All the Winners at the MTV Movie Awards 2014

Rihanna and Eminem gave an epic joint-performance at the award ceremony. 

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The 22nd annual MTV Movie Awards 2014, held yesterday, Sunday, April 13, 2014, at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live, Los Angeles. See Full List Of Winners here>> http://areafather.com/i/711/All-the-Winners-at-the-MTV-Movie-Awards-2014

Why Timaya dropped out from school.

Timaya confirms he was a first-class Olodo student.

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Nigerian singer and head of ‘Dem Mama’ records, Timaya, recently shared a bit of information which suggests that he must have been a very dull student, back in his school days. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/710/Why-Timaya-dropped-out-from-school

National Confab: the Speech that made delegates break conference rules yet again.

God is not a religious bigot. He is not a male chauvinist. He is not an ethnocentric tribalist - Nurudeen Lemu

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Though, this embargo was first broken when Bello’s contribution was heavily applauded as she accused women of pushing their husbands to engage in corrupt act as a short cut to luxurious living. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/709/National-Confab-the-Speech-that-made-delegates-break-conference-rules-yet-again

Newspaper Headlines (14/04|2014)

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The Five things you never knew about Chiwetel Ejiofor.

We reveal things you never knew about the Ibo boy.

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The handsome Nigerian born British actor Chiwetel Ejiofor, was in Nigeria during the weekend for the premier of the movie ‘Half of Yellow sun’ and he had a chance to speak about his love for his birth country amongst other things. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/707/The-Five-things-you-never-knew-about-Chiwetel-Ejiofor-

Area life: Should I tell my sister that her Pastor Fiancé raped me?

Confused and not sure what to do.

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Good day Areafolks my name is Yinka, i am a 27 year old woman and I work for one of the Modern Banks in Nigeria. I am married to my High school crush and we have two Kids. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/704/Area-life-Should-I-tell-my-sister-that-her-Pastor-Fianc%C3%A9-raped-me

How do you like your sex? Loud, quiet, or both ways?

How do you enjoy sexual intercourse? What really works for you? 

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Sex-sexual intercourse as we know it is an act of mating/copulating between two or more people (male and female, male and male, female and female).
Shagging, banging, straffing, whatever slang you call it, and whatever terms you've coined it. Continue>> http://areafather.com/i/700/How-do-you-like-your-sex-Loud-quiet-or-both-ways

NEWS Newspaper Headlines (12|04|2014)

Today in the news……….

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AMEBO Are Genevieve and Omotola leveraging on past glory?

Omotola Jalade-Ekehinde and Genevieve Nnaji are undoubtedly the two power-ladies of Nollywood. But, for how much longer

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In the past both actresses were the toast of the industry, for hardly any blockbusters movie was produced without the pair being in them. They both rode the industry like a colossus as producers/directors scrambled to have them feature in their movies, they were adored by fans in Nigeria and all over Africa and they still are. Many worshiped and followed their every move, and while their popularity soared.... Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/699/Are-Genevieve-and-Omotola-leveraging-on-past-glory

Finally, Chiwetel Ejiofor admits he’s Nigerian!

Chiwetel Ejiofor says he his Nigerian-British

Sometime back, on an episode of ‘Ellen DeGeneres’ show, he said he is originally from London, and the comments enraged a lot of Nigerians, who couldn’t understand why he would deny being Nigerian, especially considering his full Igbo name.Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/698/Finally-Chiwetel-Ejiofor-admits-he%E2%80%99s-Nigerian

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RANDOM Killed 60 and infected 1000, Cholera is killing fast in Nigeria.

Since the news of a breakout was passed around in January over 60 people have lost their lives to the air and water borne disease. Reports by the Bauchi state government, show that the northern state had been the most affected. 55 people have be reported to have died in their homes, while 5 people lost their lives in the hospital. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/696/-Killed-60-and-infected-1000-Cholera-is-killing-fast-in-Nigeria

Muazu is a better party chieftain than Tukur

How Muazu repaired all that Tukur had destroyed in PDP

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As the news of the resignation (or you call it sack) of the former Chiarman of PDP, Bamanga Tukur filtered in, it was no surprise to many as it seemed overdue. Many took the relief like a virus departing the body after a long period of unfaltering effect. read story>> http://areafather.com/i/695/Muazu-is-a-better-party-chieftain-than-Tukur

Johnny really did break Yemi Alade's heart

Yemi Alade says the 'Johnny' song was her true life story | Photo: notjustok

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Beneath the public Image, Yemi Eberechi Alade, like many of her peers claims to be just an ordinary girl who does regular things. “I’m more of an indoor kind of person who likes to cook, watch a movie with a bottle of wine and just chill around. I am more of stay-at-home kind of girl. Basically, I’m the girl next door." Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/692/Johnny-really-did-break-Yemi-Alades-heartrn

Banana Island is for the billionaires, only

Banana Island is believed to be the most expensive piece of real estate in Nigeria

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After spotting out the most cordial seeming bus-stop thug at Obalende-ikoyi axis, I walked up to him and asked, ‘Abeg, which bus I fit enter to reach Banana Island’, the haphazardly dressed tout eyed me while desperately attempting to suppress a mischievous smirk, and he finally directed me to where I could get a cab. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/690/Banana-Island-is-for-the-billionaires-only

A month after 'Mugabe’s Vitriolic Attack', Jonathan regains consciousness to fight back

“Are we now like Nigeria where you have to reach your pocket to get anything done”- Robert Mugabe 2014

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Finally, Mr President and his cabinet just discovered that the “facts” Mugabe, president of Zimbabwe uttered during his 90th birthday were actually image tarnishing, denigrating and unfortunate. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/691/A-month-after-Mugabe%E2%80%99s-Vitriolic-Attack-Jonathan-regains-consciousness-to-fight-back

Why Deadly Ebola Disease is coming to Nigeria soon.

Ebola Virus first discovered the in Zaire Congo in 1976, is an infectious and generally fatal disease marked by fever and severe internal bleeding, spread through contact with infected body fluids by a filovirus ( Ebola virus ), whose normal host species is unknown. Read Story>>> http://areafather.com/i/693/Why-Deadly-Ebola-Disease-is-coming-to-Nigeria-soon

Newspaper Headlines (11|04|2014)

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Yusuf Siyaka Onimisi's twitpic of the Boko Haram Jailbreak got him detained

Onimisi works for Nigeria's national electricity firm and was assigned to a sub-station within the presidential compound in the capital, Abuja and he was on duty on the day the Northern Nigerian militia, Boko Haram decided decided to go jailbreaking - March 30th where 21 detainees were killed after an extensive gun battle between members of both forces. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/689/Yusuf-Siyaka-Onimisis-twitpic-of-the-Boko-Haram-Jailbreak-got-him-detained

Muna Obiekwe can't remember sucking on Biola Ige's mammary glands

The actors are reacting to the most viral picture leaked this year, yet

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The biggest shocker from Nollywood for the year, yet was the picture of budding actors, Muna and Biola Ige nude and the actor seemingly sucking on her breast. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/688/Muna-Obiekwe-cant-remember-sucking-on-Biola-Iges-mammary-glands

SA to the President, Doyin Okupe schooled in the art of Tweetfights

 Public officials in Nigeria are of a different political breed they don’t like been criticised and any slight irritation is quickly turned into a war of words. This are the traits of animals, you would not be wrong to call Doyin Okupe and attack Dog. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/686/SA-to-the-President-Doyin-Okupe-schooled-in-the-art-of-Tweetfights

Newspaper Round-up

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Oscar Pistorius admits to killing girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp

Oscar says he killed her in cold blood, but thought she was an intruder | Photo: Telegraph

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At the ongoing trial against him for the murder of his girlfriend, South African double amputee athlete, Oscar Pistorius admitted to the court that he did kill Reeva on that night, but still insists that he did mistaken her for an intruder. Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/683/Oscar-Pistorius-admits-to-killing-girlfriend-Reeva-Steenkamp

Politics of intolerance continues as Fayemi stalls Jonathan’s Campaign visit to Ekiti

Over the past few weeks, there had been huge exchange of vocal bigotry among politicians of the two major political parties in the country. The insults equally went beyond boarders as the trend continued in Washington DC during a seminar been attended by delegates from both parties (PDP and APC). Read Story>> http://areafather.com/i/680/Politics-of-intolerance-continues-as-Fayemi-stalls-Jonathan%E2%80%99s-Campaign-visit-to-Ekiti